This is my official list of favorite people and/or things.

1. Hermes
2. Jackie
3. Cookies
4. Bubble wrap
5. My car
6. The rest of the world

*one eternity later*

823489238409823984902839084928304982. Rachel

Things I hope Apollo does:

delphi-:

iamsoawesome-:

delphi-:

-Choke on a grape
-Drown in a well
-Contract a painful, godly STD
- Fall off a cliff
-Run with scissors
-Go bald
-Lose his eternal youth
-Go away

Reasons why Rachel’s argument is invalid:

1. No one chokes on a grape.
2. I can just incinerate the well.
3. I’m the god of medicine.
4. I’m immortal.
5. I hope I get to stab you with the scissors.
6. Unlikely.
7. Also unlikely.
8. Never.

*Note: Jackie is still better than you.

Reasons I care: - - - - -Oh wait.

 Call me when that’s supposed to hurt my feelings.

Things I hope Apollo does:

delphi-:

-Choke on a grape
-Drown in a well
-Contract a painful, godly STD
- Fall off a cliff
-Run with scissors
-Go bald
-Lose his eternal youth
-Go away

Reasons why Rachel’s argument is invalid:

1. No one chokes on a grape.
2. I can just incinerate the well.
3. I’m the god of medicine.
4. I’m immortal.
5. I hope I get to stab you with the scissors.
6. Unlikely.
7. Also unlikely.
8. Never.

*Note: Jackie is still better than you.

Reasons why Jackie would make a better Oracle:

1. She’s not whiny.
2. She’s awesome.
3. She likes me.
4. She’s awesome.
5. She doesn’t complain every five minutes.
6. She’s awesome.
7. She doesn’t date boys to spite me.
8. She’s awesome.
9. She’s smart.
10. She’s awesome.

Convincing argument.

I’m sorry Rachel if Jackie is more awesome than you.

delphi-:

iamsoawesome-:

It’s not her fault she was born so awesome.

I like Jackie. It’s you that annoys me. But Jackie’s cool.

 Do I look like I care if I annoy you?

I’m sorry Rachel if Jackie is more awesome than you.

It’s not her fault she was born so awesome.

I really like this Jackie person.

parabatai:

iamsoawesome-:

• I like her more than Rachel.
• She should be my new Oracle.
• Yes/Yes?
• I am a genius.

poor rachel though.

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 Meh, she can deal with it. You’re a lot nicer to me. :’D

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I really like this Jackie person.

• I like her more than Rachel.
• She should be my new Oracle.
• Yes/Yes?
• I am a genius.

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Now we follow each other.

lordhermes replied to your post: So today, I found out something neat.

D:

Don’t make that face at me. ._. Now I shouldn’t have said it.

So today, I found out something neat.

Did you know that the god of medicine and healing can actually get headaches? Don’t ask me how that happened because I don’t know either, but there you go.